As a Fresno state fan, the sac state situation is BS and a perfect reason why NCAA is failing

Dating a crazy woman is 110% worse than being single. Be selective lads & just upfront with ladies that you aren’t here for a relationship lmfao.

I will live like Ozzy to honor him

21 year old women flirt by doing the most and creating drama. 35 year old women flirt by demanding they come over to fuck you. Easy choice.

Best fast food burgers?
Mine has to be habit burger

Dawg I was just blacked out last night sending selfies to girls until one came over that’s like peak douchebag shit I’m crying rn

Apparently I kissed my female friend last night. I don’t remember but she does and she now wants me to come over today lmfaooo

Tbh if my nickname was “the big dumper” I would literally kill myself

Doing cocaine with hunter Biden is 100% on my bucket list

Libtards are hilarious. Could slap LGBTQ on anything and charge 100$ and they will swear it’s amazzzzziiiinggg lmfaooooooo

If I ever die just know I cared way too much and received way too little
Through it all, I gave it my all & asked for very little
I’m sorry

Whole crib smell like a long John silvers dawg lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

Yo she just left and said “I would stay but I got to get back to my boyfriend and kid”
pause bruh lmaoooo

Fuck money man
I just want to have crazy sex with an alien